There's no real order to this. Its more as I remember them. Disclaimer: I posted this from my phone. There are lots of typos im sure from autocorrect. Also. Tis is mostly first year stuff. I will continue adding as the blogs go this summer. Its a work in progress. Feel free to add other memories in the comments.
1st year: Traudball. Play baseball with a tennisball and racket in the fraud of our res hall. Just like baseball except the ball wasn't allowed to leave the fraud without hitting the ground first. Pegging allowed. Great, muddy times!
All 4 years: Resfest. For two years we played racket/handball and once I played dodgeball. But the highlight was racing through the inflatable obstacle courses with dr. Beeker Flips and heavy spy. He did that like 50 times! Also running through the sprinklers after the program first year with limon nachos.
Speaking of limon nachos, watching foamy the squirrel, salad fingers and bunch of other online videos in one building then the fire alarm going off, moving to the next building, and having it go off again in the new one. this was first year.
Randomly wandering into alejandro at ungodly hours after smash bros with spam boa and clark gable, finding him tripping out over strange movies or things he stumbled across, like Four Rooms.
'Jigsaws' the original. With sunshine knives' burrito man I think his name was jose castilla. Chili cheese curly fries with a side of curly fries and double cheeseburgers (but no single cheeseburgers) all open until 2am.
80s dance parties in the grassy creek area next to the business school dressed like 80s hippies. Includes sitting in a circle powwowing about life and meeting chris the bike guy (not an alias. That's what we called him).
Ultimate frisbee layout practice with spam boa, diving for frisbees in the mud then sneaking into the construction site at the bottom of the Great Steps barefoot and having a mud flinging fight with two stranger. Then walking back up the hill barefoot.
Wandering through the life science building, changing floors without taking any stairs, wandering in hopes of reaching best buy only to find ourselves trapped by the maternity ward and two signs that said dangerous materials authorized personnel only including over the path we just came from. Elevator of doctors.
3rd year: dressing like a penguin to pester tour groups getting tackled by heavy spy while dressed as such and almost getting run over by a gem cart to the screams of japanese tourists.
Hearing a coworker say disdainfully 'who stays up all night watching youtube videos' the day after myself tenshi spotty sister heavy spy dungeon daddy Micki granger and Mother Mapster did just that.
Brock forcing all of us to read a paragraph out loud from the sex columnist in the daily paper.
Brock waking up to study as I was going to bed after goofing around.
Finals over. Pants off. One of the first recorded jamesisms.
Trying to slide down the Great Hill next to the Great steps with Crisco. Having more luck when the sprinklers turned on. Ripping my jeans skidding down the great hill on my knees. So worth it.
Swimming in the fountain outside the Main library then playing crack the whip in the sprinklers.
Brock and I going on a photo shoot in the buildings of the science area with some upper classmen neighbors.
All campus capture the flag part1 as freshmen 'im going to try to get a jailbreak after I get out of this bui- AAHH! Dinosaur!'
Going to the chicken and waffle joint with my RA and the taking pictures in the middle of the road in between passing traffic.
Getting involved in house gov (which ultimately put me on track to m job today) because I was the only person still going to meetings without another gov position. That was also brocks last meeting despite his super involvement before that. He stopped caring when I started. Go fig.
Movie nights with clark where mama goldfish always fell asleep.
Family dinners. This deserves its own blog entry.
Staying up all night playing guitar hero with my fellow staff members and getting yelled at by my residents who lived below me.
Trip to Mother Masters favorite place on the map, exploring the aquarium, village and the city with my peeps.
Smash bros all night. Especially when we took a mini tv and gamecube and played outside the basketball pavilion in the freezing cold win while we waited to have a rally with the mayor that would air on the morning news. Our finest hour.
Egyptian ratscrew with 'the family in jigsaws and a random stranger joined us and won the game. And the same game at camp with my staff where it was the most intense night ever.
Nemesis's half birthday where she got drunk in my bed and I carried her back to her room and chris the bike guy said no just leave her. But then where would I sleep?
Dance marathon. There were 5 different experiences with this. All were awesome.
All hall halloween. With themes like Pokemon disney and harry potter, my house won the decorating contest 3 times. Picture a gyradod, magic carpet or horntailed dragon hanging by strings in a stairwell all made out of butcher paper. Epic win.
Ballroom dancing in the iconic building with mama g, alejandro, brock, spam, knives, and dlawyer Nemesis was saying help every time she danced with brock.
Quote from that exp. Nemesis dancing with brock: tell my mother I love her, well sorta.
Team Green 'Chow': our winning team for the midnight scacenger hunt and our endearing softball team.
Casino nights: being security in tuxedo thirsts and winning nothing til sr year when I got a portable dvd player and an home I never opened.
Dinosaurs class with most of my friends. My failing two of the three tests and getting a B in the class.
Taking classics 30 with everyone. Mama g grabbing the prof. Father as she fell down the stairs. Clark tutoring us for the final in a random study room. The final being. Mostly on the one book I didn't read. Stupid jason and the argonauts.
Assassins for clarks birthday that divided the family. This is why we can't play nice games.
Exposed Run. I only went once, dressed as a penguin. Good times. Knives and I also hid everyones clothes once, resulting in the most epic battle between nemesis and I ever. Poor mama g she just wanted in her room.
Searching for spam for 6 hrs and he was in his room asleep. Thanks for looking in your room clark!
Movies in my room when I was out including Jurassic park triplets of belville Hedwig and the angry itch. Horror movies and Kareem and jorsans room etc.
Heisman. I saw him Everywhere.
Themed Parties at the bonitas and across the street. Halloween. Soviet Russia. Toga. Halloween again. 60s James themed. Civil war. Prison break. Mascarade. 90s. Bavarian. Lady gaga at my apt.
Kevin the kangaroo with our friend from australia.
Trip to southern part of the state back in freshmen year when we still stayed in touch with a bunch of HS friends.
Dormal. Thrwice. Better with tenshi then with Crazy Diva, who coerced me into going after I wriggled out of it the previous year by going with her best friend.
That's all for now.
Reading: 100 bullets book 4
Listening to: lady gagas new album. Brock bought it for 99 cents.
Playing: portal 2 coop with spam boa who's in town!
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