So I am sooo tired right now and yet I refuse to have a whole month without any blog updates, so you get part 1 of my planned summer exploits. I have a list in front of me that I've been compiling, so its not like I haven't been thinking about blogging, its just I haven't made time.
Summer actually more or less ended at the start of August for me when I went back to work. I know for some the concept of getting part of the summer "off" is strange but most of us are or recently have been students, so that makes the summer seem short. I simply haven't been making time to update this blog and I apologize. While doing multiple updates in rapid succcession doesn't feel like I'm solving the problem, hopefully I'll form better writing habits in the process and have a bunch of shorter blogs. Fingers crossed.
So two quick stories from my summer that may be of interest to you:
My sister, Cheeky Monkey, celebrated her 18th birthday this month. She is the youngest in my family and it's amazing how we are all adults now and off to (or in my case just out of) college. Me and the GF drove down to meet my family at Benihana's, which I had never been to before. It was awesome. A performing chef made us lovely food and the restaurant did the birthday cheer for my sister. We used to always joke the I was the smart one, Jules Drewe Yorke was the funny one and Cheeky Monkey was the cute one and it still stands. My short, oft-teased sister had a blast and to my eyes was still the cute little kid following us boys around playing dinosaurs and stealing GI Joes to marry her Barbies.
While the party itself was chill, even when my sister hammed it up with her presents which included cute underwear courtesy of Tia Favorita (which my dad, brother and I pretended did not bother us that she really was that old), she also showed me her loaned guitar and how to play around on it. I am completely an artistic failure but with the help of my sister and the internet I popped out the opening chords to Stairway to Heaven and it was bliss. When the GF showed us some Metallica, that made it an even sweeter deal. The party died down, but not before I played one more big brother prank on my sweet sibling. I'm not going to explain it, just watch this video and picture me cackling mercilessly hehehehhehehehehe. http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/02/02
Another highlight of the summer was attending the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I had seen the movie before but the GF, myself, Dungeon Daddy, Spotty Sister, Heavy Spy, and Angry Beaver decided to try something new before Spotty Sister left for an Island in the Sun for the next 5 years... quitter. Anyway, before I knew what was happening a golden speedo's muscular man was drawing lips on my face in lipstick and I had V's scrawled on my cheeks for being a Rocky Horror Virgin and I looked over to see the women with Penis written on their foreheads and chest and we all around looked ridiculous. After being surrounded by scantily clad people and people so risquely dressed that the scantily clad people were ashamed of them, I (and about 200 other virgins) simultaneously proceeded to get mass dry humped by the entire cast before we could watch the show on screen and acted out. We laughed, we cried, we struggled to stay awake at points, we wished we could hear all the witty comebacks the audience threw out there and of course we time warped with the best of them. All in all a thoroughly amusing and fun experience. All the time we were there though we wondered which part would make our friend Micki Granger literally die. We decided it was probably if she had been asked to fake an orgasm on stage in the likeness of her father having sex with her mother. yea...
So that's all for now. It's almost midnight and I gotta get this up. Next time, I'm going to try to figure out what I've named everyone so far, to be consistent and also change some things, and I have plenty more summer stories.
I leave you with this Brock quote: "You know you are a whore when you've hooked up with two people of the same name"
Now playing: Starcraft 2 hence no blog updates...
Now reading: Choice Theory by Dr. William Glasser... its for work!
Now listening to: Well the Time Warp again... it always gets stuck in my head when I think about it...
